State your name.


Where'd you come from?


E-mail address?


Age/Sex/Location?


Which is better?
N64 Playstation Both

Favorite animal?


Favorite color?


If you could dye your hair, what color would it be?


Favorite song?


Favorite band/singer?


Song that best desbribes you:


Favorite food/candy?


Favorite drink?


Have you ever scratched 'yourself' in a public place?(including public restrooms)


Were you ever caught masturbating?
Unfortunately, yes Nope..I'm very sneaky. What's that?

Did you ever try to smell your own ... ~private area~?
Yes No Maybe

Can you eat your own clit and/or suck your own dick? If not, would you want to?


Which of these do you think you'd represent the most;


What were you like as a kid....and now?


You wet your bed, DIDN'T YOU?
Yes...I ADMIT IT!!

What was your biggest fear as a child?




Did you have imaginary friends as a child? Do you still?


What did you like to play w/ as a child? What do you play w/ NOW?


Have you ever stolen anything? If so, what did you steal and did you get away w/ it?


Were you ever abducted? [by anything] Did you like it?


Have you ever been to a porn site?
Ohh yeah. GOD NO.

What religion are you?


Which is better;
JNCO's Wranglers [in other words, baggy or skin-tight jeans]

If homicide weren't a crime, who would you kill?


If you could rape anyone or anything, who would you rape?


Whose side are YOU on;
Austin Powers Dr. Evil

If you were given a chance to relive your life, would you?


Crayons or markers?
Crayons Markers

Have you ever mutilated yourself? Why or why not.


Do you drink blood?
Mmmm...blood... Never!

Were you ever possessed? Have you known anyone/anything else that HAS been possessed?


What's the cruelest prank you ever played on someone?


Have you ever witnessed a crime?


Do you talk in your sleep? You snore don't you?


What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? Most pleasant? Most fearful?


What's your most erotic fantasy?


What do you do when your depressed? Angry?


If you had a chance to live any where in the world where would it be?


If you're a hermaphrodite, can you fuck yourself?
Yep! Never tried!

Have you ever wanted to clone yourself and then fuck your clone?


What's the weirdest thing you've ever stuck in your body? And where?


What's the most sensual part of a body?


What feature of yourself do you hate the most? Like the most?


If you were dared to run down a busy highway butt-naked, would you do it?
Hell yeah! I'd do anything for a cheap thrill. No, are you out of your mind?! Depends

After your Mom kissed you goodnight when you were little, did you ever wonder if she had just sucked cock?
sometimes Well, noW I do!

Last but not least, any ideas for this webpage?